July 2010
1 post
I have joke.
A dog walks into a bar and orders a drink. the bartender realises how silly this is, and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over and tells his wife about it, who ignores him. He begins to silently cry, knowing that his marriage is falling into shambles.
June 2010
5 posts
“I hate Maradona as much as I hate Hitler, he made me cry when I was 9, I want to...”
– My boyfriend during Argentina v Nigeria game
February 2010
2 posts
P.s hi Chelsea!
FuckyeahiPhone
I am so late to the party but brb whilst I babble on about how freaking amazing iPhones are!
This post was brought to you from hannah’s bed on her iPhone as she downloads every app possible….she’s also naked… just so you know.
November 2009
2 posts
June 2009
2 posts
May 2009
6 posts
tube boyfriends...
I seem to have a lot of these of late.. like the guy who sat next to me today, he was my tube boyfriend (in my head) from White City to Oxford Circus.. he smelt lovely and heart was immediately racing…but our paths were parted. Alas.
I had an ‘outside brixton tube station for 2 seconds’ boyfriend last wednesday.. so much so i even considered writing one of those missed...
Near death
Earlier on I thought I was going to fall to my death on the John Lewis escalator. I am pretty sure this was my subconscious telling me to stop shopping so I went home, but not before buying those £50 headphones from Urban.
WTF McDonalds? I go to you religiously when i’m steaming drunk and you are always happy to oblige my drunken orderings of a quarter pounder meal/cheeseburger happy meal, but on saturday you FAILED. You only had a fillet o’fish or a chickenburger. I was not happy. There was jaws on the floor a lot of ‘i’m sorry, what? i’m sorry?.. WHAT?’ . I quite clearly do not...
April 2009
3 posts
“she carries a lot of suitcases but all of them are empty because she’s...”
– story people
fixed...
back on my computer and back on the internet… i’ve pretty much forgotten how I spent all my free time nobbing about on the web. I’ll remember soon enough.