July 29, 2010 • 8 notes

I have joke.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a drink. the bartender realises how silly this is, and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over and tells his wife about it, who ignores him. He begins to silently cry, knowing that his marriage is falling into shambles.

June 22, 2010

just sayin’

June 22, 2010
…..and just sayin…

…..and just sayin…

June 22, 2010
… just sayin’

… just sayin’

June 17, 2010
I hate Maradona as much as I hate Hitler, he made me cry when I was 9, I want to drop kick his head off
My boyfriend during Argentina v Nigeria game
June 16, 2010 • 10 notes • clondon
clondon: This is what I do in my free time. I have the best friends

clondon:

This is what I do in my free time.

I have the best friends

February 18, 2010 • 1 note

P.s hi Chelsea!

February 18, 2010 • 1 note

FuckyeahiPhone

I am so late to the party but brb whilst I babble on about how freaking amazing iPhones are!

This post was brought to you from hannah’s bed on her iPhone as she downloads every app possible….she’s also naked… just so you know.

November 22, 2009
(via thechocolatebrigade) cute!

(via thechocolatebrigade)

cute!

November 20, 2009
Dear World (and in particular studio audiences), You are not a fucking metronome, there is a reason there are drums and that is to keep the musicians in time. I beg of you please stop clapping, unless you can actually clap in time (which is unlikely, you probably lost your sense of rhythm somewhere on your way to white city). Just stop. K? Thanks, Hannah

Dear World (and in particular studio audiences),

You are not a fucking metronome, there is a reason there are drums and that is to keep the musicians in time. I beg of you please stop clapping, unless you can actually clap in time (which is unlikely, you probably lost your sense of rhythm somewhere on your way to white city).

Just stop.

K?

Thanks,

Hannah